(Funny) Installing Husband?

A woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy ~

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, both of which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but nothing worked.

What can I do?



Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is a fulltime Operating System.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 .

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to SILENCE 2.5 or BEER 6.1 .
Please note that BEER 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the SNORING Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

To summarize, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it have a limited memory and cannot access new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!


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  • syin February 10, 2010  

    hahaha….pelik2 je nama….

    skandal 3.2

  • Hamdi February 10, 2010  

    nampak sangat ada banyak scandal

  • samanosuke_04 February 11, 2010  

    mantap2.. lawak cyber yang bermutu tinggi.. hahahaha

  • Hamdi February 11, 2010  

    tapi tuh la
    nanti aku nak cari awek course business la
    tak mao iT
    kang jadi macam nih lak

  • framestone February 11, 2010  

    bro ade tergerak hati nak upgrade bini 1.0 ke bini 4.0 .Tetapi, tiada application bini 1.0 menganggu prosess mengupgrade…

    so bro terpaksa memasang backup mengunakan scandal x.0 tetapi antivirus sentiasa menidak bolehkan bro menjalankan operation scandal…

    ada cara terbaik x??

    out of topic–> ada2 je ko nie… mne de gam la dalam tu ehuhuhu…. kalau ada pun… makan je.. bukan hidu he…23x

    mengidam ek.. jom perkena beriani gam

    lame mu xdtg blog bro mengomen ek

  • Hamdi February 11, 2010  


    lama membusy la bro
    skang muncul lak musim membosan
    mcm mana? ada baik ka?

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