(Funny) Miss Malaysia Contest

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Malaysian Government
has always ensured that their Miss Universe representatives were of
tertiary level education or higher was because of the following
incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3
finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore were being
asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with ‘L’
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Singapore : Light bulb
Miss Malaysia : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter ‘L’

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal
starting with the letter ‘L’
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Singapore : Leopard
Miss Malaysia : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with ‘L’
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Singapore : Lamborghini
Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting
with the letter ‘L’
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Singapore : Lychee
Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of
judges to determine if Miss Malaysia
should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss
Malaysia was having so many problems with
the letter ‘L’, they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting
with the letter ‘L’
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Singapore : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Malaysia : LAN CIAU !

The Judges fainted..!!! “

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