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(Funny) Muthu

Hello everyone, this story is just for fun. It doesn’t mean to hurt anyone’s feeling. Have fun yea!
* MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview….
“Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?”
Muthu replied: “P-O-S-T-B-O-X.”
*****

* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, “Do I look
like a foreigner?”
Wife: “No! Why?”
Muthu: “In London, a lady asked me, ‘Are you a foreigner?’…that’s
why.”
Wife: ?????????
*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his
village…and Muthu said .. “No sir, only babies were born here.”
*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg
and told it to “WALK! WALK!” The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off its second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its
fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn’t walk. Suddenly,
Muthu said loudly, “I found it. If we cut a cockroach’s four legs, it
becomes deaf.”
*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was traveling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, the
driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, “You are trying to see my wife, eh?
Sit in the back. I will drive.”
*****

* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this,
the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard
“*WASH BASIN* ”
*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER – FINAL PART*
Interviewer: “Just imagine you’re in the 20th floor of a building and
it’s on fire. How will you escape?”
Muthu: “It’s simple.. I will just stop my imagination.”
*****

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read “*PRESS*” pinned on
the right part of her blouse walked past him… and he did it!

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5 Responses to “(Funny) Muthu”

  1. samanosuke_04 May 15, 2009 at 2:34 am #

    haha, nice one… i was bored jumping from blog to blog, till I came up to yours… some sort of remedy for my boredom..

  2. Hamdi May 15, 2009 at 8:43 am #

    ahaks
    hey bro
    i just trying to make others life meaningful
    anyway, thanks for visit and please do visit again
    thank you.
    hahaha

  3. fnd May 16, 2009 at 9:36 am #

    bila muthu masuk ke tempat kerja baru, boss barunya cakap dgn staf yg lain “department kita skrg ni dah ada mutu (muthu)”

    Nice blog. Aku dah bookmark blog ni

  4. fnd May 16, 2009 at 9:45 am #

    bila muthu masuk tempat kerja baru, boss barunya cakap ke staf lain “department kita sekarang ni dah ada mutu (muthu)”

    Nice blog. Aku dah bookmark blog ni

  5. Hamdi May 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm #

    thanks boss
    hehehe
    mutu dan muthu
    haha

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