(Funny) Installing Husband?

A woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy ~

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, both of which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but nothing worked.

What can I do?

Signed,
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Reply

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is a fulltime Operating System.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 .

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to SILENCE 2.5 or BEER 6.1 .
Please note that BEER 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the SNORING Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

To summarize, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it have a limited memory and cannot access new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

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Credit to Waqas

(Funny) Muthu

Hello everyone, this story is just for fun. It doesn’t mean to hurt anyone’s feeling. Have fun yea!
* MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview….
“Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?”
Muthu replied: “P-O-S-T-B-O-X.”
*****

* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, “Do I look
like a foreigner?”
Wife: “No! Why?”
Muthu: “In London, a lady asked me, ‘Are you a foreigner?’…that’s
why.”
Wife: ?????????
*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his
village…and Muthu said .. “No sir, only babies were born here.”
*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg
and told it to “WALK! WALK!” The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off its second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its
fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn’t walk. Suddenly,
Muthu said loudly, “I found it. If we cut a cockroach’s four legs, it
becomes deaf.”
*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was traveling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, the
driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, “You are trying to see my wife, eh?
Sit in the back. I will drive.”
*****

* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this,
the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard
“*WASH BASIN* ”
*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER – FINAL PART*
Interviewer: “Just imagine you’re in the 20th floor of a building and
it’s on fire. How will you escape?”
Muthu: “It’s simple.. I will just stop my imagination.”
*****

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read “*PRESS*” pinned on
the right part of her blouse walked past him… and he did it!