(Funny) Installing Husband?

A woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy ~

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, both of which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but nothing worked.

What can I do?

Signed,
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Reply

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is a fulltime Operating System.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 .

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to SILENCE 2.5 or BEER 6.1 .
Please note that BEER 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the SNORING Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

To summarize, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it have a limited memory and cannot access new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

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Credit to Waqas

Foundation > Final Exam Sem 2

Yosh everyone there! Sorry for nothing overhere. Ahaks! Mental a bit today cause just finish my programming paper. I’m having final exam for this whole week then I’ll start my semester break by next week then continue back to the real life that fully with stress and study. What? Study? Haha. I can’t study cause I don’t like it. Just once in a blue moon that I will study. One day, I will. HAha. All this while was totally busy with the assignment and the group assignment! So, one of the assignment that I can share here is the group assignment for Internet Technology.

We as a group, finish our website on our research that’s all about internet history, browsers history and so on. Wanna see it? Here’s the screen shot of the website!

This is the screen shot of the website. Wanna see it?
Click here!

Here’s the list of my friends website for the assignment:

I just know this 3 website. Ahaks?!

BTW, Happy Belated Birthday to my friend, Mugilan! Sweet 18 Bro!

LUCT? I’m home!!!

Yeah men, I’m home with highly expectation and desperate to pass all my subjects that I took for my 1st semester. At last, I passed it… Hahahahaha. The best things is I need to start my life as a student starting by next week Monday. The subjects that going to make me crazy is  :

  • English & Study Skills
  • Principles of Economics
  • Fundamental of Statistic
  • Fundamental of Internet Technology
  • Principles of Programming Logic & Design

The important things is hopefully the God give me the strength to study until my last breath. (Ayat poyo giler ah) and pass it with high and get the highest mark in the class and the faculty. Haha..

The real intention to write this blog is to tell you about the day of registering the next semester that is 2nd semester but suddenly I was drag the topic to something that I have to do it for my future. What the heck is it? What can I say here is just chill with it and enjoy the day until you need to stop it.

I happened 2 days ago.

I register at the bursery with the year leader that is Miss Janet. Everything going smoothly. Just for the FICT and FBMG. Nothing else. Btw, I’m going to miss my friends that taking business class cause we will having a different class. OMG, how’s my life without them?